WHAT?

Well, almost a week after the creation of my blog, no one has visited it. I am shocked. I expected to cause an uproar, igniting the populous with a burning, passionate fire. I can't beleive that my inbox isn't cluttered with hatemail and lovemail and what-the-heck-are-you-talking-about-dude mail. Soon, however, I will make my move. Then, everyone will flock to this site and I'll strike a lucrative ad deal with McDonalds or Miller or Budwiser. This small blog will change the world! Ok, probably not, but I enjoy my delusions of grandeur.